2006 August |

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I received the following Agenda message.

If you didn’t watch yesterday’s vlog, read it first.
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Re: Vlogger Meetup in Toronto Confirmed

mike, let me be clear about this.

you do not want to miss the toronto vlogger meetup. this will be the
vlogger meetup to end all vlogger meetups.

on the evening’s agenda, in no particular order:

1. say vlogger meetup 1000 times.
2. sacrifice a virgin [vlogger].
3. vlog the condensed Proust, acted out by shadow puppets.
4. break josh wolf out of prison.
5. put josh wolf back into a toronto prison. [our prisoners are
undoubtedly much lamer than those in california. we're hoping he can
hip 'em up for us.]
6. in a tribute to josh kinberg, capture a trillion ants and set them
on fire.
7. in a tribute to daniel liss, capture josh kinberg and set him on
fire.
8. in a tribute to fire [and the 1st Amendment], capture the flag
and, uhh, yeah, set that on fire too.
9. submit a vlog concept about minigolfing a live grenade around the
world to havemoneywillvlog
10. some light calisthenics [can't very well do shadow puppets
without limberin' up]
11. freebase some beef jerky
12. resolve once and for all who would win the moose vs. bear
smackdown [no issue divides canadians more]
13. resolve once and for all who would win the moose vs. jughead
smackdown
14. brainstorm my proposed Command N spinoff sex-show, Command O
15. register freebasin’somebeefjerky.com domain name
16. anticipating that ryan may be thirsty too, order her a pint and
see if she shows up
17. strip down to nothing but trenchcoats for a group Flash demo
18. work with casey & rudy to finetune their spinoff for the lactose-
intolerant: galactaidcast
19. unsubscribe from every vlogger in the universe with the audacity
to not attend our awesome toronto vlogger meetup
20. save the world