Well, we were just sittin’ here in our housecoats, f*ckin’ the dog when Donna and I get off the chesterfield put on our tuques and head out. We stopped by Timmy’s for a couple double-double and 20 timbits, then stopped to grab a two-four, a couple poverty packs, a mickey and a 40 pounder, you know, work on that Molson Muscle. But before hitting the rhubarb like a hoser with a joe job, we stop to get some KD, a couple pop, a bag of homo and some chocolate bars.
We deke out the Mounties like a Newfie rink rat from the rock, by going down concession road 7 and headed home. We get home feeling like we’re on poggy, with nothing in our pockets but a Loonie and a Toonie.
You know what I mean, eh?
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January 23rd, 2007 at 4:13 pm - Edit
Nicely done. I will be incorporaing these into my midwest and texanisms. Hey yall I’m fixin’ to go to the HyV over yonder to grab some Coke. What kind you want Pepsi or Dr. Pepper? Don’t be a douchebag, where’s some paper for a poverty pack. Leine’s, oh yah!
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:04 pm - Edit
this was so friggen awesome, all the way to the bloody end. I love Canada 100 times more for seeing this. As an Englishman and fellow member of the Commonwealth you would think that we might share some vernacular here. But no. I was dumbfounded by the flowery colloquialisms used. I have to say the most Canadian thing about this video was the bloody frosty vapour coming out of your breath. This was shot in mid-July eh?
Just kidding of course. Great job Mike.
May 5th, 2008 at 3:37 am - Edit
This is GENIUS
I’m four days in. Most of this was gobbledygook to me. Although my sister was telling me about double doubles just a couple of hours ago.
Thanks for the foreign language lesson. I’m gonna go try all this out, in my best English accent.